So I talk in my sleep. Not always. But usually when I fall asleep on the couch watching a movie or when Justin wakes me up after not being asleep long. It been happening more often lately. I'm coherent enough to sort of remember it. Basically what I think I'm saying is not what I'm actually saying and so I get really frustrated when Justin doesn't answer me correctly. He emailed me the other day a conversation between the two of us. Enjoy.
you: so who was in the bag?
you: (frustrated snort) you know...who's in the bag, and who's out of it?
me: (suppressing laughter) what do you mean?
you: (still frustrated) yes you know lol. (yes, you literally said lol)
me: oh wow.
you: (silence. you fell back asleep)